Party Bus: Ain’t No Party Like a Party in a Bus

Alright, first and foremost, if you're a square who doesn't like to party, then don't read the rest of this article' Okay, now that all those losers are gone, we can finally talk about the only ride in town, as far as us party people are concerned.  So crank up some ridiculously repetitive Euro-dance music, throw on a silk button down shirt (but obviously, don't button it all the way), and bust out the bottles of Hypnotic.  I'll be your designated writer for the evening.